Want to get laid?
Want to have a laugh?
Sex is funny, dates are funnier.
Don't be alone with your shitty sex stories.
Join us and #PickUp.
Colin & Alia want to get laid. Unfortunately, their only skills are making music and being idiots. Are you aroused yet?
A brand new musical comedy show about the competitiveness of dating, the embarrassments of love and the silly things we do to impress each other.
Be serenaded, laugh away the anxiety of new relationships and watch them fall on their faces in an attempt to “win” at sex. It’s a sometimes raunchy, sometimes embarrassing, always funny look at “picking up”.
Come sing with us, come laugh with us, let's not call it a date, but let's have sex at the end. Deal?
"Colin Craig [has] irritating hilarity" - The Age
"Vryens... sets the room on fire." - The Age
"Craig is a sharp performer with well-refined expressive skills." - Stagemilk
"Vryens is 'naughty', subversive... and possesses the most expressive deadpan face you may ever see" - Stage Whispers
Company: May and Alia Do Things
For Audiences 18 plus
Created and Performed by Alia Vryens and Colin Craig